10 #DesiRejectionLines That Fail So Hard They Actually Win!

If you haven't already noticed, the dating world is a battleground. A good comeback is as important as a well-planned pick-up line.

Most of the time, pick-up lines are either terribly cheesy or downright creepy. That's why it's mandatory that you have a smart rejection line ready for the regular Don Juans at the bar.

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Now, Twitter users clearly understand your problem. Which is why good samaritans who have been at the receiving end of a stinker have started the hashtag #DesiRejectionLines that compiles some of the everyday turn downs with a desi punch.

The basic 'I need to focus on studies so can you not'

I have to concentrate on my studies and upcoming entrance exams. If u can wait 5 years it's ok #DesiRejectionLines

— Yash Mehta (@yashm3hta) March 1, 2016

I'm not able to concentrate on studies now. I'm wasting lots of time. We should stop seeing each other from today. #DesiRejectionLines

— AASH (@Kosher_Souls) February 29, 2016

The job diss

#DesiRejectionLines you are a software engineer papa nahi manege unhe koi government servant chahiye

— Stargazer (@EKNaikbanda) March 1, 2016

Y u do dis?

" sorry you look like my brother "
" do you like Game of Thrones ? "#DesiRejectionLines

— Ravi (@TheRaviDarade) March 1, 2016

Mention a certain author as your favourite.

I love Chetan Bhagat, wbu? #DesiRejectionLines

— ऋचा (@NoSylviaPlath) March 1, 2016

Go from JAANU to JNU before you can say sedition

He : I love you.
She : But you're from JNU & I'm from IIT. #DesiRejectionLines.

— Ravi (@TheRaviDarade) March 1, 2016

Hey man, are you general category, cuz there's no reservation in love.

You're too general. I'm reserved for OBC, SC/ST. #DesiRejectionLines

— Priya Sometimes (@PriyaSometimes) February 29, 2016

You are an Upper caste Hindu Male.#DesiRejectionLines #NDTVGirl

— Aurangzeb Yadav (@AndColorPockeT) March 1, 2016

The North-South stereotypes.

You Madrasis love coffee na? #DesiRejectionLines

— Smita Prakash (@smitaprakash) March 1, 2016

Finally, a perfect comeback for a classic pick-up line

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. #DesiRejectionLines

— Swachh Politics (@SwachhPolitics) March 1, 2016

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