1. When a co-worker suggests trying something new and you know full well it’s not going to work
2. When you’re asked for a report that you have been putting off for weeks
3. When you hear a juicy bit of office gossip and can’t resist sharing it with a few trusted colleagues
4. When you’re then hung out to dry by the office do-gooder who tells the bosses you were the source of said gossip
5. When you’re reunited with your work bestie after their week off
6. When your deskmates fail to get your humour
7. When you are praised in an all-company meeting
8. When a tight deadline is sprung on you with no notice
9. When someone who is the same level as you thinks they’re in charge
10. When you’re fighting it out with a colleague for promotion
11. When it feels like you are carrying the weight of the whole company on your shoulders alone
12. When you’re told you’ll need to present a 10-slide Powerpoint to the entire organisation
13. When your boss returns from holiday
14. When the contempt you have for your colleagues becomes too much
15. When you have to walk into the office on a Monday after post-work drinks the previous Friday
16. When you’re ready to fight the battle against the air-con
17. When the clock hits 5.30pm of a Friday
18. When someone mentions that guy from the sales team
19. When you deliver a piece of work that’s actually on time for once
20. When you hear your big bosses are coming into the office
21. When you let loose at the Christmas party
22. When you become increasing frustrated in a meeting full of people who don’t know what they’re talking about
23. When your boss sees you suggesting an idea as a slight on their competence as a manager
24. When you dream of one day becoming your own boss
