Ladies.
Ladies.
*Clears throat to put on best Beyoncé voice*
LADIES!
Then please prepare your mind and body, particularly your liver, for the end of gender discrimination.
Because India’s “first female beer” is finally here, thanks to Gurugram pub Ardor 29.
What, really, is a female beer? One that uses ovary-sized hops? A beer you have to pay waaaaay less for, while it delivers the same goods?
Nope, and nope again.
The people behind this necessity say women “don’t generally like” bitter beer, so they created one that was sweet and smooth.
“Regular beer is usually bitter because of the hops. Women don’t generally like that. So we created a drink that’s like women. The female beer is sweet and smooth, like women. Even the shape of its glass is like that (of women). But women can be potent if you mess with them. So this is also quite potent,” pub owner Suveet Kalra told HuffPost India.
For reference, here’s the shape of the glass.
So, sweet, smooth, potent and shaped like a menstrual cup—if that sounds like you, stop marching, pack away your protest gear, move that body away from Twitter and end all equal rights discussions right now.
Because feminism goals = achieved. ✅
Some of you are wondering whether any of this even makes sense.
’Course it does, you guys!
It’s non-bitter just like women, now that our dreams of equality have finally been accomplished.
People are already singing its... ummm... praises?
Some of you aren’t thrilled about it.
Lighten up, ladies. TGIF! This drink just fixed everything that’s wrong with our lives, and right in time for the weekend.
Amirite? Amirite? Am I riiiigggghhhht?
😁😁😁😁😁
Brb, grabbing a drink.